Patrick Swayze’s Imminent Death Is False
On and off, I hear bad news about Patrick Swayze. There is always death news about him.
Just this morning, while comparing prices for a few cheap memory sticks online, a buddy called to confirm the news about Patrick’s imminent death.
She read it from The National Enquirer. Well, I heard a different story, though.
Patrick is having many positive things going on in his life right now. His pancreatic cancer is responding well to the new chemotherapy treatment; he has a brand new, twelve week old, Rhodesian Ridgeback puppy named Kumasai in his life; and he is starting work on his new book.
May Lord Jesus heal Patrick miraculously so that he is a healthy sexy man again.